Feb. 21st, 2005 05:15 pm (It's short because I'm tired, mmkay?)
Ralph thought about this. She was right. He had to get his mind off the elections. And who better to distract him than his lovely goddess of white-feathered bliss?
"Oh, Hedwig!" Ralph gushed. "Would you help me in my search for the perfect way to prevent toothbrush-related accidents? I can see it now! Public service announcements booming 'Brush your teeth before you leave the house! Not during!' What do you think?"